Plug your ears eyeholes! They might read us some Vegan poetry.

If they have trial scenes with Jeri Hogarth, they can introduce Jennifer Walters too.

Ah. There was a woodchipper scene in Eagleheart (the Chris Elliot show).

Jeez Danny, now you're stealing bits from Eagleheart?

I'd rather watch Colleen Wing, Misty Knight (w/bionic arm), Danielle Moonstar, and Jessica Jones (in place of Valkyrie) in a Fearless Defenders show. They could call it just Fearless.

More or less dangerous than the bulls of Pamplona?

Probably wouldn't be his first visit. Spicer can't give up the gum any more than than Kevin McDonald can give up chicken kabobs. "Gotta get back on the horse…"

It's early yet, he's still in the opening act.

Bono was an early student of the DeVos mathematics curriculum.

Settle down, Mitch McConnell. No need to be sharing your fantasies about mid-80s Gordon Sumner.

The Little Pixies split off from Alex Jones' The Clockwork Elves after he went solo.

Now, now, let's not jump to conclusions. I don't think any of us has seen evidence that Buzz is fucking.

"…striving to put right what once went wrong, and hoping each time that its next leap will be the leap home."

Brotherhood of the Traveling Beard?

Sgt. Ham Fisted sounds like a superhero appointee to Trump's Cabinet.

It's ok, Jeb!, when you're ready to come out of the fandom closet, we'll be waiting.

Bannon will use his tv connections so they'll both co-star in the most racist remake of the The Patty Duke Show.

Coming next: Rolling coal on penny-farthings

That was an ok album, but I liked them better with Peter Gabriel.

The heck with monocles, I just want the drugs cheaper than candy bars.