The Englishman Who Went up a Hill and Moved into a Lovely Valley

"Only please, Brer Fox, please don't throw me into the Charlize patch."

Guns don't smother people, boobs do.

But I'm talkin' 'bout Shah-ft

Piss-Pot Paste-Pot Pete?

I'm not sure Hannibal could choke down the human equivalent of a day-old e. coli-infested Golden Corral buffet.

Ugh, Kelso punk'd us again.

…We're all counting on you.

For the AV Club's own personal Jesus, yeah, I'll reach out and touch faith.

He is technically a gaseous being and prefers to be known as Fart.

Bazinga!

I kinda want to mix them and then pour in Jose Cuervo… I suspect it hitting my liver will be about the same as a roll of Mentos in a gallon of Diet Coke.

Granny's peach tea?

Turns out, when dealing with borderline-alcoholic Hollywood producers, you can buy good will with cases of vodka in glass skulls.

Adam Sandler is suddenly "inspired" to make a zombie film…

We may have hit our peak tolerances for those with the election of PotUS45.

"Amateurs."
- Captain Koons, Pulp Fiction

Those heel spurs come in handy for riding a wheezing Christie around the Oval Office.

Those heel spurs come in handy for riding a wheezing Christie around the Oval Office.

These pun threads always Bugsy me.