Trump is less lifelike than Triumph the Insult Comic and a far bigger asshole.

Don't care how many way smarter Chinese government officials there are, it only takes one asshole with access to Trump to make it happen. And Trump is surrounded by assholes. He's the King Asshole.

PotUS Trump is more ridiculous morally, biologically, and sexually than anything in a Wolverine comic.

Ace!

"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli pork roll."

I think there was a Mangold mini-interview where he confirmed no costume.

Jubilee: It don't seem real… how he ain't gonna never breathe again, ever… how he's dead. And the other one too. All on account of firing off a plasmoid.
Logan: It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have.
Jubilee: Yeah, well, I guess they had it coming.
Logan: We all got it…

Hell, based on the CW's Flash, this time loop is also likely Barry's fault.

I hope not. I love Cash's "Hurt", but I can't cry for two hours straight.

Me too. Thankfully, Mangold & Co didn't include the skeezy Hulk clan from the Old Man Logan comics. Just ugh.

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I bet Trump would steal 40 cakes on his first day.

I was kinda hoping Christie would go out like Wormtongue in the Shire, with Trump being Saruman the Orange.

He's probably on those cheaper-than-candybars meds Trump was talking about.

Can we make sure Hannibal Buress is on the jury?

OK, load Cosby into a cannon and shoot him at Dr. Luke.

Bannon as a new variant of a wolf-in-sheep's-clothing?

Someone summon an old-skool stench kow for the Trump.

It'll all be good when they reveal Carol Danver's long-forgotten not-yet-created little brother was also named Casey.

He was a gruff Mr. Peanutbutter long before Mr. Peanutbutter was Mr. Peanutbutter.