Which part is harder to believe about him, "intellectual" or "exercise"? Two things? :)

"Happy" Meals at lunchtime!

Christie should get used to this phrase now. He'll be hearing it a lot when he dies and goes to Hell.

"MacGruber!"

Ptonomy seems pretty cranky most of time.

Not so much creepy, but really sad… depending on when her powers first manifested, she may not have had many hugs growing up, or ever. It also fits with my headcanon on why she was so quick to bond with David; affection from others has a pretty big cost, especially when most people expect a physical aspect (both…

Beware of The Orange Grifter!

Your superpower is apparently nearly killing a least one comment reader with morning coffee out her nose. Congrats, and also, ouch.

Feces? Where are men putting their scruffy faces?!

Well, usually Marvel mutants in the comics have a singular powerset (I'm ignoring the "secondary mutation" crap). David is scary because not only is he so damn powerful, he has a whole range of powers; he's already demonstrated telekinetics, matter rearrangement, teleportation, astral projection, and telepathy. Plus,…

Yeah, there was a couple of exterior shots in the first episode that looked tilt-shift-y

I don't want to find out there's a little plastic baby inside the puppers.

I kinda wanted it to start singing "Goodbye Moonmen."

It's about time Maher brought back my Green Day CD.

And he already had a platform: Breitbart. He didn't need another platform, and no one damn well owed him one.

Hollywood casts Maher, TechnicolorYianni in Patty Duke Show remake.

Nearly your entire AV Club commenting history.

I will now train myself to read Dikachu's comments in Cornfed's voice.

I pick up more fetishes from the AV Club's comments section…

Honey, I've Shrunk Mitch McConnell