@undeadWillHenHarr Still couldn't beat me, eh TangerineScream? Underachiever, SAD!

You're supposed to sip the formaldehyde, not gulp it.

Can you rail it with adderall? Asking for an orange friend acquaintance fellow human fellow sentient howling sh!tgibbon.

Can we please not do the "Ann Coulter is really a man" bullsh*t? Coulter (and M*lo) has a vast list of legitimately foul qualities to pick from without any need to make cheap transogynist jokes.

Kingston probably gets off on having his balls in a vice.

If they take the ship, they'll beat us to death, eat our Faygo-marinated flesh, and make us spend five days at a Gathering of the Juggalos – and if we're very, very lucky, they'll do it in that order.

Linguists refer to it as fumita ŝinko.

Shatner is pretty tenacious, even when dead. Better pour a thick slab of concrete on top those rocks to be certain.

Sorry Mario, your single-payer is in another castle.

Holy crap, you just won $10 million dollars from yourself! Couldn't have happened to a nicer pony. Finally, your pony ship has come in.

Really? Good lord, a toddler shouldn't drink that much alcohol on a daily basis.

That's Syd's shocking secret: She's got Liefeld's disease! Her feet already disappear randomly. She probably already has a few tiny pouches hidden in her scarf. Soon she'll have too many teeth, pneumatic boobs, and a horribly disfigured spine.

My hunch is that the Shadow King/Devil with the Yellow Eyes is deliberately provoking fear in David and hiding his dad's face, so that David is dissuaded from poking around to find the link back to Xavier. Also, SK may have tangled with Xavier before David came along, so it might also be petty spite/a grudge against…

Apparently I'm too dumb to figure out how to do that. But I figured out spoiler tags: I'm pretty sure it's the Shadow King, whom both David and Chuck Xavier have fought against in the comics.

Yeah, but word's gettin out. Now it's almost $40 for a dimebag of ground smurfs. I guess I should be thankful I'm not addicted to snozzberries.

When a momma Texass and a daddy Texass love each other very much and they're first cousins… well, that's where baby Arkansases come from.

Yep, that's my guess too.

Unless I'm way off, The Devil With Yellow Eyes isn't Mojo. He's something much more powerful and frightening.

I have my suspicions who the monster is (from the comics), don't want to spoil it.

It's just SNL. They aren't going at him that hard at all, it's just that Trump has tissue-paper skin. If Kabletown NBC/Comcast didn't think they might need Trump's FCC's/FTC's blessing for some future merger (or bs like the repeal of net neutrality), then there's a chance they might start doing actual investigative…