Conway and Spicer can be Trump's Philo and Gunge: "The Shit Heap has spoken. NYAAAAAAAAAAH!"

I think this info about Trump being upset over Bannon's SNL portrayal is purposely over-exaggerated… to forestall SNL from casting O'Donnell as Bannon. O'Donnell should still get the role and continue playing up Bannon as Sith/Death… and maybe with a bit of a homo-erotic undercurrent toward Baldwin's Trump.

I imagine Donnie is like a (knockoff) Henson-style puppet that takes two people to fully operate. Putin and Bannon can hold hands while they work him.

{patiently waits for B.A. Sanchez to finish his mickey-spiked milk so we can load his sleeping body on the plane}

It's pretty impressive watching someone perform an unpowered landing solely via helicoptorpenis autorotation.

When even Jeff Sessions thinks Trump uses that word too much…

Don't start worrying until she is cast in an Underworld film. Then it'll be time for an intervention.

I eagerly look forward to the premiere of David E. Kelley's Unfrozen Cersei Lawyer.

It'd be a pretty entertaining season of Survivor to drop them all off on a deserted isle, competing and voting each other out… especially once they realized there were no Propst, no support crew, no supplies being dropped off, and no means off the island.

Cher knows what she did.

Is it a bustle in your hedgerow?

Like Xenia Onatopp in GoldenEye?

I've only dreamed of it. Someday though…

Il Benito Cheeto.

RealSpicey sadly wishes his podium could drive around.

50 Shades of Alveoli

Still looks (and tweets) a couple orders of magnitude more Presidential than Il Benito Cheeto.

It feels like they looted all the characters and action sequences from the Puppet Master story, but they didn't trust the audience to follow along with the thinking bits… so they swapped in Hideo Kuze (I'm guessing) from Individual Eleven/SAC 2nd Gig and re-tread the hackneyed "amnesiac rediscovering past finds out…

The requisite two layers of heavy pantyhose may act like flame-resistant Nomex though.

Spicey needs a nap.