Oh no, I think I just picked up another fetish.

I won't consider this new information with any credence until Beyonce weighs in with a "Dorky Ladies" song.

You sound like you're being tortured by Cardassian Bannon.

It's hard to colorist inside the lines some days.

Bannon probably had the White House pool drained and turned into a giant ball pit for Trump to de-stress in. There's a Chuck E Cheese in
Takoma Park, 7 miles away according to Google, so it'd be easy for Chris Christie Reek to fetch pizza.

Chuckles the Clown?

He can't help it, he was raised by beavers in the wild. {continues floating past on log}

Koan-ly.

{claps}

Two, two things! AH-AH-AH-AH!

{Johnny Depp angrily buys Col. Alphonse Dore Cliburn CBE's house for his list of underground habitrail homes}

Ginger Whimsey sounds like a Squirrel Girl antagonist.

Rarely is the question asked, is our president learning?

Monorails!

I think you may have stumbled onto it. Richards may be siphoning off Depp's life force or using him as some sort of horcrux. Probably happened during the filming of PotC III.

Give me $2 million a month, and I'll show you weird.

He's building his own tour destination/museum/theme park.

"Describe in single words only the good things that come into your mind about… Donald Trump."

Whine pairs well with his cheesy orange skin.

Malkovich, Malkovich? Malkovich.