Space Pants!

If Damon got the role, they could have a scene where he shows up Jimmy Kimmel Live! to angrily attack the host.

She's like an Ap'p'pal come to life.

Mr. Potayto Head, Amateur Prosthetics Person

Ancient Fox News secret.

NO! Don't take that away from Sara Gilbert and Aisha Tyler!

Technically safe for consumption is the best kind of safe for consumption.

Oy vey.

I think shapeshifting Clayface could be quite good. Bonus points if you can get Matt Damon for the role.

Trump: Damn that Joe Chill. Have PBS killed.
Sessions: But sir, those aren't the…
Trump: Do as I say!

Hypothetical cobbler or Adam Sandler Cobbler?

All features, not bugs.

tactile pleasures… as a stream of orange oil drips down your inside forearm.

Deathstroke is out, Ozzy Osbourne is the new villain.

Nah, McConnell is just a lazy and frugal cosplayer who achieves frission by dressing up as The Great and Powerful Turtle from Wild Cards.

Bannon cirrhosis.

"They say Trump is the fire in which we burn."

"Begun the Clone Titles War has."

She telepathically implanted the sarcasm in all the readers, to be triggered at future times and places. Also, I now have a compulsion to buy Grumpy Cat merchandise.

Or to be nominated Trump's Surgeon General.