If you'd just donate a pint of blood here and there to the rest of us, you could have you're own Shulkie Army.

Trump has a shell company buying it all up to drive up prices.

McCain, Rubio, and Graham publicly posture and whine about Trump, but they all seem to vote lockstep pro-Trump. They are at least as scummy.

I'm telling you sir, Keith Richards will not die. We poisoned him, shot him repeatedly, beat him fatally, drowned him, and buried him alive. Last week, he broke into Bannon's place and snorted all the iocane powder.

That scarred my brain too. I hope Shulkie has a good lawyer on retainer.

Someone defrost Geraldo!

Put googly eye stickers on your eyelids. Then you can roll your eyes all over the place at the Chris.

Those two R's only voted against DeVos because McConnell already had the votes with Pence. Both Murkowski and Collins sat on the committee that voted 12-11 for DeVos to continue on to the Senate Confirmation vote. If either one (or both) was that worried about DeVos, they could have voted against her, and DeVos never…

O'Reilly still wants that loofah back.

Melania and Sofía Vergara got Freaky Friday'ed.

Oh no, I think I may have picked up a new fetish.

You're gonna give Dick Cheney ideas for a hunting trip with Trump.

It's a CW reboot of Zan and Jayna, the Wonder Twins.

Are you sure that wasn't just Schwarzenegger shilling for the Mobile Strike app?

It sounds like a Jeremy Clarkson secretion.

I'm sure there's a hentai that argues otherwise.

In the fancier restaurants, the waiter slices off fresh shavings of well-aged natural Trump or Boehner right there at your table.

If Martin Shkreli would choke to death on one, they should make The Chizza an honorary member.

Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho! Johnny, you're killing me! [/pony Ed McMahon]

By this point, it might be a stress-induced tic.