Damn, that's a ton of dandruff.

That explains why I'm now wearing a schoolboy outfit and speaking with an Australian accent.

{aims Vizio television at the scene}

Damn, I missed that issue of Consumer Reports.

Reposted Buzz Comments alias?

I thought Christie was still fetchin' Fish Delights for Il Benito Cheeto's lunch?

They could read it while on stage,
They could read it in his rage.
They could read it in his sleep,
His lack of privacy made Yeezy weep.

Cholesterchlorians.

You already have demonstrated greater deductive skills than Moffat or Gatiss have in this last season of Sherlock.

Because seven eight nine? Wait, that's not it…

I'd be happy if Dikachu masks replaced Guy Fawkes masks. Or the fsociety masks in Mr. Robot.

Or the Thunder Frog (#5)?

Mean Girls II: The Wolverine-ening

I'm sure Dystopian Futures Without Blimps need mohels too.

I'm sure it's much more surprising for Bostonians when they notice the times Wahlberg isn't up to shenanigans of some sort.

Well, singing Guthrie's "Old Man Trump" would have been a bit on the nose, so the choice of "This Land Is Your Land" was probably better. Besides, I'm sure "Born This Way" by itself will be seen as politically going way too far by some.

McCloud!

Spicer's new nickname could be Sandtrout.

Duckspeaking

This is not the Slaughterhouse Five remake I expected.