Thank god. I had feared culinary science, like all other science, would die off after Trump slashed your funding.

Or… just go to Popeyes and get a delicious po'boy.

Big ba-da boom!

Wait, what supermarket aisle is the defective hamburger and steaks on?

I'll go just for the Federation healthcare.

The Trump sons are supposedly out hunting up some elephants as we speak-

I've seen better uncoordinated shuffling of limbs from all the Walking Dead zombies. Healthier skin and hair too, now that I think of it.

If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?

Not anymore. The Repubs beat that punchline to death over the last couple years.

Yes it would.

Trump is the MissingNo error of PokePotUS.

Coastals would be perceived as making the job market tougher, raising property prices, driving more local development (new schools, homes, shopping, roads vs. NIMBY), and pushing to implement their values in their new location.

Nope, still most hated.

Fillion already voiced Hal in the cartoon.

Technically, you're right. I meant that they won't care who is the outsiders are, migrants from the coasts or immigrants from other countries; the outsiders will still be perceived as a threat.

{Pope Francis angrily tweets Shia LaBeouf's home address}

Shadowcat/Kitty Pryde would my favorite superhero Ellen Page. She could phase her hand right into that bigot's chest, pull it out, and show it to him before he died.

But Trump can pull endless flags from his nose.

The act was running long, so he cut it. Now he just has a picture of it projected on the wall behind him.

Maybe they'll find live Trump bigly-spooning Pence's cold corpse?