It's what drunken Apple engineers made after their success with Dogcow.

I can only afford to encrust my hookers in panko crumbs.

He's probably auditioning for a Trump cabinet position as a fallback job to his musician career.

You should expand your horizons. Try peeing on the showroom beds during the Presidents' Day sales.

No, that's the Cagney and Lacey remake.

Nice going you two! You guys just gave away the entire plot to season 2 of Dik Gently's Holistic Disqus Agency.

"Betcha can't demean just one!"

I heard this exchange in D'Argo's and Crichton's voices.

SuperTrumpaMAGAliciousexpialidoucheous!

Next week on Hannibal Lecter's Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives…

I will pay good money to see how far The Mountain can hurl Bill O'Reilly.

Trump: No, that's Emma Stone's. She angrily turned it down, but too late, I did it, she can't refuse. Bannon left Andrew Garfield's bloody head in her bed. I don't understand why, I liked that cat.

BREAKING: Pope explains to (Catholic) Paul Ryan what Jesus' teachings actually mean regarding the poor. Pope now under arrest after Ryan's head explodes.

@realundeadMLKJr: "Happy New Year to all, including to my many enemies and those who have fought me and lost so badly they just don't know what to do. Love!"

Trump: For your efforts at speaking to my core supporters, and for your film The Animal—which top men have told me it's hilarious—I'm appointing you in charge of the ASPCA and the ACLU.
Schneider: AWESOME! Trumpster… making appointments…
ASPCA and ACLU: Wait, that's not how appointments work.
Trump: Shush. And as you…

Lord knows you don't mess around with CNR.

"Say hello to 'Peñce… on a Steeeek.'"

♫♪ "Don't it always seem to go
That you don't know what you've got til its gone
They drained the swamp
And put up a Big(ly) Top" ♫♪

I hear they're now casting for the Last Last Remake of Beau Geste, Part I

Very special command performances for PotUS Trump?