Google for the Dominique LeFort, the Cat Man of Key West. It's a pretty impressive act of trained cats.

Sounds more like they're drinking rubbing alcohol.

Futachu?

"Sad! John Lewis, much less funny and successful than his brother, Jerry. #BuddyLovesNo1Fan"

I'm sure Trump's own abandoned & foreclosed Trump Towers project in Atlanta didn't do anything positive for the local citizens or economy.

Wait'll David Miscavige tells Trump about Sea Org's "employment" contracts.

D'uh! They're practically a bargain at only 3/5ths the cost of a white person.

Can Trump even correctly spell "coup"?

True. We know Trump is always armed with heel spurs, which he would certainly use on a horse.

I'm counting on it to make me a multi-millionaire someday… just have to find a reputable doctor who will remove my conscience first.

Puns from Cersei? SHAME!

I see you've played knifey-boner before.

Lincoln Chafee got an alert for this?

Soooo… you're saying Scientologists won't let Trump release his tax returns because he's constantly be audited? Did they have something to do with the pee thing too?

That's a lotta space clams!

Eh. When a person is largely dependent on soundbytes, scripted rebuttals, and insulting buzzwords to do their trolling, creative thinking isn't really a strong suit. Hence, the thinking "Oh shit, gotta respond and say something to piss them off… (rolls dice) hmm, 'White Knight alert!' Yeah, I'll call the dude a girl…

Trump with Londo Mollari hair?!

Khajiit only pawn in game of capitalism.

He's not sworn in yet. Give him time. {shudders}

Oh the mannequin is going in the car alright, but it'll be used in the backseat.