She's just being a good mom. It's almost a full-time job in itself keeping her kids in trendy hoodies and activewear. Extraplanar shenanigans are rough on clothing budgets.

I'm just gonna leave this pic here for you.

Please.

No, Joe McCarthy should haunt Trump.

If there's any justice in the universe, his body will be discovered covered in spiders.

Um, we can't afford post-GotG2 Kurt Russell. Can we get Nipsey Russell for it?

Still a better love story…

I forget, does Jefferson Twilight have Grace Slick or Mickey Thomas in it?

For the sake of the other patrons, I'd stick to strictly dining within the McDonalds. Save the pony eating for afterward in the backseat of a parked American sedan.

I would enjoy a satire-serious album by Reznor from the PoV of a cranky old guy complaining about the yutes these days.

The best part about Bad Boys II is its use in Hot Fuzz.

It's not your fault. Trump is hoarding all the best words to himself.

Or a new toy character to debut in MLP:FIM.

"Scottish pay-toilets"… thank you for my new favorite Trump euphemism.

Or as Steve Harvey calls it: Purgatory.

Jimmy Carter was the original Donnie Darko.

Hell, the comparatively competent evil of Cheney.

Two things, yada-yada.

If that taco bowl is burning you up inside, come try our new In Peach Mint smoothie; you'll be delighted by how refreshing it is! New, at the Orange Julius Caesar located in Trump Tower.

Someone should start spreading rumors Trump sells "pizza" from his Washington, DC hotel.