Now I'm disappointed science hasn't invented skunkupines.

It's for a new toy line Hasbro is spinning off.

Still looks more entertaining (and definitely less racist and sexist) than any movie in the Bayformers franchise.

She was delightful on Bojack.

La Caganer?

Already done. But I wouldn't be opposed to Kendrick trying it.

I could see Sam Rockwell as a wacky charming murderous elf dentist or prospector.

Nope. Once you go Thiel, you'll never go back.

Bobbie!!!!

"Jїm Жзйsoй's Pцppзt Бaбiзs", coming Jan 2017

Steep wouldn't do it, but maybe Grace Gummer?

Trump could play Crepitus or Stercutius. Guilianni would be eagerly happy to drag it up as Cloacina.

If he bursts into flames over Manchester Township, New Jersey, I'll buy a ticket right damn now.

Ah, but investigations will reveal he made the soup from pee, so his base will absolve him.

That's god-damned genius.

Steps too far are all part of Trump's MAGA Carta.

That's an unfortunate side-effect from exposure to a Ron Burgundy-derived experimental retrovirus.

The worst part for me about eating Long John Silvers' fish is that the only place I can still get it is at a two-in-one LJS/Taco Bell.

Chickens of the Sea.

That much greasy KFC in one meal? Bun or no bun, I can guarantee they're giving a shit. If they're lucky, they'll make it to the restroom first.