You'd be surprised how much tastier the crust is when brushed with a generous helping of rendered kitten fat.

But is Batman gluten-free?

No, Pixar! This is a horrifying sequel to Monsters, Inc.

Conan O'Brien, another victim of the ginger Highlander, Trump.

Can I download it via my copy of Dvorak's NavCIS Pro?

Conan knows the answer to the Riddle of Steel, not the answer to the Riddle of NBC TBS Executives.

I can't wait for the first episode to arrive on a stack of 3.5" discs in the mail.

But Conan has blue eyes… doesn't his blue eye soul cancel out his ginger no-soul?

But where's the fun in that?

Lana: 1, Vader: 0

Lars and the IRL Girl

Can I just say that Bugs-in-drag confused the hell out of my pre-pubescent lesbian brain?

Needs Val Kilmer as a gay elf P.I.

A beholder's chubby also projects an anti-magical cone in a 90° arc.

Pith is a good segue into your set on orange PotUS-elect jokes.

I am the Dollar Menu of humor.

Damn it Dad, stop following me around on the Internet.

Don't mind him, he's got a Throg stuck in his throat.

Maybe call your cardiologist and make sure you're not just having a bad reaction to your prescribed beta ray bill blockers?

Sorry about that, Chief.