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Can his character team up with the Predators to hunt the Trump sons? 'Cause I'd definitely pay to watch that, especially in IMAX 3D.

Apparently, now NASA will be building the wall, and the Yautja will get billed for it.

Would a cunning linguist be sexy enough?

Hey, Joe Quesada, here's the "One More Day" story you should be writing.

"Why would I punish you Steve, when it's you who released me from a Tab-free prison of my own design, and led me to the discovery of my new favorite beverage… TAB?"

You'd think most Repub and too-many Dem politicians would like to rekindle the Cold War focus on Russia if only to cow us and district us from their assholery while gutting civil rights & the already-thin public safety net.

Be careful, Mr. Kord. You remember what happened the last time you crossed a less-orange Maxwell Lord.

{cue Kirk Hammett guitar riffs}

GOP mf'ers, you don't have to keep trying to one-up House of Cards. We'll give you the fucking Emmy already if you promise you'll just go back acting like only moderately-corrupt human beings.

"That still only counts as one!"

"Aflac?"

{pours out a quart of oil for K-2SO}

Trump gives the people exposed to him skin cancer? Yeah, ok, I'll believe that.

Lobot didn't survive the mandatory update to Windows 10.

I still can't get over two Darrins on Bewitched.

I was saying boo-urns. {waits for vaudeville stage hook}

I imagine the OSHA inspector was the first dude Vader choke-punned to death.

CraigyFerg did well with his travel-related weeks of the Late Late Show. Maybe Amazon would do a Grand Tour of comedy with Conan and CraigyFerg… and some other dude/dudette.

In admiration of spicoli323's fine example, I dedicate every upvote I get for this comment to the Rolling Rock brewers.

They did, but some guy named Sterling Archer teased him mercilessly until he quit the team.