He's a Cenobite, so he wears his bowties inside his fleshy prison.

When you say "eaten his weight in flesh from living children", do you mean recently, like in a single evening? Or like, cumulatively up until now?

Tarl Cuckerson.

We can't have another white elephant. The Trump sons shot the last one.

There's a Preparation H(annity) joke in there too.

If WFB is the original, Carlson is the equivalent of Four from Multiplicity.

Carlson is the intellectual equivalent of a MissingNo error.

Hey, don't be mean. There are things that are so heinous, actual whores won't do them for any amount of money.

"Are You Dumber Than Sean Hannity?" could work. Maybe get Mike Pence to host it.

O'Reilly is as great at kayfabe as Trump is. He coulda picked a better name for his signature finishing move though. "The Stone Cold Stunner", Goldberg's "The Spear"… those are great names. The "Felonious Falafel"? Weak. He should fire that writer like a dog.

Mannequins may be soulless, plastic, and hollow, but anchoring a Fox News show is a line too far.

"ACTING!"

So, Carlson is so douchey, even Arcade doesn't want to be visually associated with him. Wow.

The Hemingway polydactyls seem rather content with conquering the house, having humans come by to pledge fealty, lazing in the sun, and dreaming of chasing the random Key West chicken. Ambitious, they are not.

I got a Zune alert for this?

Can you make rotten veggies appear in my fridge's crisper bin? I need to make an offering to that fuzzy gray thing in the back before it gets angry again.

The CDC has traced this strain of Creutzfeldt-Jakob back to the reality TV star Patient Zero… our PotUS-elect.

Now I want a Mr. Poopybutthole Fried Chicken franchise.

There's oodles of polydactyl cats at (and around) the Hemingway House in Key West, FL. (link)

Indiana Jake and the Temple of Blues