Nah, Kelly is a rich white woman with agency. Maybe she just likes to be the sub in 50 Shades of Orange?

"Gyna!" - Trump

Does that mean Trump is Chuckles the Clown?

Some new NCIS offshoot? A new Chuck Lorre "comedy"?

Maybe if we grind up Keith Richards into a fine powder. I'm not even sure it would hurt him.

It's easier to watch if you're also drinking.

Oh, I don't know. I'd gladly tune in to watch Kelly shiv Lauer in the front.

I'm pretty sure Carlson has metastasized into ass cancer.

Ah, the new season of Seinfeld's Commenters In Colloquiums Kvetching Crankily has started early.

Agreed. I got to make out on the It's A Small World ride with slightly-drunk girl I'd crushed on throughout high school during Grad Night. So I will not tolerate any disparagement of that ride or alcohol in my presence.

Did you just portmanteau defibrillator and fellatio?

Either that or one of the Steven Universe's low-achiever Gems.

Unless you watch Farscape too much, in which case your brain keeps trying to spell it "Mippippippi."

I like kale quite a lot, but I cook it in bacon grease with a half a head of chopped garlic.

{makes note that Cliffy73 and his 72 siblings are all guinea peegs}

Yep. Same with avocados.

'Gina. [/Trump]

February 8th.

Trump should drop a shiv between Miscavige and Peter Thiel and make them both fight for the "opening up" job.

Byrne's run on The Scatsational She-Hulk was overrated anyway.