Has he consumed so much bats' blood that now he has echolocation?

An enormous schwanzstucker. Voof.

That sounds like a plan. If I see my sobriety on Groundhog's Day, that means six more weeks of drinking.

"Deserve's got nothing to do with it." [/Bill Munny]

The year isn't over yet.

oh for fucks sake, it's accumulating now.

Yeah, but ignoring Trump's horrible things weren't bloopers, that was intentional.

But it keeps. Summer. safe!

That's the best justification I've heard for the Blade Runner sequel.

Hey, Brady, you can't be passive-aggressive about it. If you want the title, pick up a broadsword and get in there Kurgan-style. Just keep telling yourself: There can be only one. #MakeAmericanHighlanderAgain

No. I don't think I'll ever get over Nazcho Grande.

I'm sure it would have helped the audience if they could be high as f!ck too.

Are we sure Richards isn't the current Death? I've never seen the two of them in the same room.

Sadly, as scary as the Alien is, the Hollywood lawyers are scarier… he's stuck in his contract for at least one more sequel.

No, that's Trump's cabinet picks.

Close. Chicago is still a walled containment zone after discovery of the Insect Spirit's massive infestation, and the subsequent Cermak site nuking, back in October 2055.

I just thought of a bonus: an investigation could "discover" the victims all had massive amounts of armadillo porn. Surely that scandal would end their political careers?

Damnit, 2016! You ignore all them and just took George Michael instead?!

Shush you! There's still a week of 2016 left!

Just for giggles, 2016 will now probably kill off the entire staff of EW.