AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHH!!!!!!

15% terrifying spider monster

The whole Pappy Trump creeping on Ivanka vibe was Lannister-enough without you adding the Megyn Kelly layer to it. Well done. And now, it's brain bleach time.

Eric only smiles after he's beaten up some homeless guy. #BonsoirHillary

Worst. cover band. ever.

Folder full of scat porn on the computer, 35 bodies in the basement, and 100 cans of soup in the cupboard.

Children, DNA-spliced replicants. Tomato, tomacco.

House mice working at Mar-a-Lago on H-1B visas.

It says the Trump spawn have katamari egos only slightly smaller than their progenitor?

They look like they've just been through the montage chopping the body up, stuffing it in trashbags, bleaching down the bathroom tile & tub… and now the camera freeze-frames for a couple seconds while they smugly pose.

"Rarely is the question asked: Is our voters learning?"

"You know what a Mitch McConnell is? Same thing."

Eric Trump looks too much the other Tyrell. "Bonsoir, Elliot Hillary."

Mmmm, Big Bopperito…

Chuck Tingle is already working on Tyrannorabbit's biography.

It's the shag carpet from Dr. Krieger's van, brought to life in a horrifying bodily-fluid-stained accident.

And string tied to doorknobs.

Meh. They'll all be replaced by permanent tooth tweens by the start of season 2.

"It was a million to one shot, doc, million to one."

Nope, that worries me that effort will be expended.