Somewhere, somewhen, you've just given a PBS executive an idea for a new Brit Floyd pledge level.

Hardee's will instead commission a series of commercials based upon Green Porno, except with Rossellini acting the reproductive habits of the viruses, bacterias, and molds infesting a typical franchise's food.

You nearly goddamned killed me with that. Coffee out my nose, coffee everywhere, still coughing.

A regular diet of Fish Delights are the key to Il Benito Cheeto's titian-tinged tresses.

Now I wanna see Bojack in The Defenders.

He makes up for it by really hating doors.

He knew the risks of eating too many Whopperitos.

#BlackBeansMatter

"Where we're going, we won't need eyes taste buds to see eat."

STOP GIVING MICHAEL BAY MORE IDEAS!!!

Now I'm worried about what's in those bars of 99.44% pure Ivory soap.

Good news, everyone! They've pledged that by 2025, they'll have completely switched over to only use gently-f!cked chickens for their eggs.

Jar Jar Binks of America sounds like the most annoying bank ever.

I'm pretty sure Emanuel is too big an !sshole even for the Sith. And the Hutts would fear a takeover.

He told Optimus he was checking for prostate cancer.

Craig Ferguson is Spider-Man?!

Hopefully Q branch can give a replacement cyborg leg. Also, Bond probably shouldn't be delicious.

What if Bill Murray voices the wisecracking CGI cat? That's a guaranteed hit and could never go wrong!

Like a Sybian saddle made by Volvo?! AWESOME!

Maybe a preemie. The King in Orange's hands are too small to hold a normal-sized human infant.