The King in Orange probably escaped from King's mind after a weekend jag of pain medication and H. P. Lovecraft.

There's usually never enough funding in most comedy to afford a control bisexual.

I'd much rather have Aisha Tyler as Jennifer Walters and a non-steroid CGI'd Shulkie.

{Proactiv acne treatment logo flashes on screen}

Ooo, possible Trump VP pick?

That's gonna be bad for his Green Giant vegetables endorsement deal.

The secret is that Mcöcknir deems pretty much everyone worthy to lift it.

How big is your freezer?! A thousand ice packs a morning is very impressive.

"The sons of the Prophet are brave men and bold
And quite unaccustomed to fear,
But the bravest by far in the ranks of the Shah,
Was Abdul Abulbul Amir Mullah Akhtar Mansour."

Jacob's 3P0 portrayal kindled some very weird sexy feelings in me, and may have led to the creation of a somewhat unsettling DeviantArt portfolio of Sorayama-ish photoshoppery, which subsequently became key evidence in a restraining order.

Woo-hoo! To be alive at such a time to see the dawning of a new hybrid career that disrupts both the professional greeting and professional child abduction industries! Greetductors! Thank you, Skeletor Rick Scott, for making Florida great again!!!

YES! Brainless pinheads are gonna make Florida great again!

It kicks off in the Marvel comics starting in a week or so.

He'll only be pissed until Bill Cipher shows up. Then he won't be anything.

Hush, grizzled Cromartie. Damn T-888 know-it-all.

… traveling back to land smack dab in the middle of the Emacs vs Vi Civil War, itself started, of course… by LoT's Rip Hunter.

"I vill mess with time!"

The mutation of the Zika virus into the zombie virus is going slower than expected.

It's sometimes "so bad it's good", but mostly it's "I can't believe it would be this bad, and then it gets worse." You might derive some small pleasure from watching Wentworth/Cold chew scenery or Lotz/Canary beat mooks up, but any enjoyment will be small indeed.

{watches him float away}