Matty is too busy fighting the Hand and barely putting up with Stick's sh*t.

Yeah, avoiding Millar, (Frank) Miller, and (Dennis) Miller is sound advice in general.

Maybe use candy corn?

Cordyceps joxeralis? {shudders}

{hurriedly hobbles away} AFLAC!

Damnit, Gilligan, stop screwing up the Professor's efforts to get Shulkie & the castaways off Crone Island!

I thought a "C" meant it had the Proper Amount of Sucktion.

Old Nan told Foggy that Hell's Kitchen's sky is blue because they live inside the eye of a blue-eyed giant named "Macumber Hank Pym".

CONFIDENTIAL

When a new Judge Sanders is sworn in, the previous one has to take The Long Walk into the Cursed Earth.

NonUnionMexicanEquivalent turned into a Disqus spambot so gradually, I didn't even notice.

Socialist garden gnomes.

The mental picture of Trump renting out an entire roller rink so he can smugly skate past a sidelined group of little girls who were there for a birthday party… it fits perfectly.

Thanks AV Club, for making me swear off eating Cheetos forever.

That's nothing. My mom puts catsup and mayo on her hot dogs. Ugh. (Brown mustard and onions for me.)

After seeing Johnny Depp as Trump, it's possible Tim Burton may only exist as one of Depp's elaborate people suits.

Well they have a point. The CGI on the show really didn't improve enough to make Dalton's Ward believably non-cardboardy until the second season.

Agreed. I wouldn't worry until Milkproof Robot starts fetishizing non-Euclidean geometries. When MR's fapping summons Hounds of Tindalos, that's the time to worry.

I dunno. I think a Spidey voiced by Lorenzo Music could be a hit.

Damn, now I feel extra dumb. My only thought watching the Hydra agents snatch Mr. Medusa away was "I bet the dude at the controls must be really good at the local Chuck E. Cheese's claw game."