Expository Ninjas!

Trump is a fake orange.

Gordon Ramsay hates Girl Scout Cookies, but loves Spot.IM.

Rusty was also hopped on God Gas, so maybe he thinks he's hallucinating/having a vision that he (Rusty) could be The Blue Morpho? Could we end up with two Blue Morphos running around attacking villains?

Could JJ upload & OS Sparkletime be a set-up to riff on Skynet/Genisys?

For the sake of your wife's sanity, please stop doing the Batgrowly voice during coitus.

At this point, I think Deadpool is now the dominate personality in Reynold's noggin, and has locked Ryan away in a small box.

{Tom Cruise angrily tweets The Ghost of Eazy E's e-meter results}

Worst. remake. of Fantastic Voyage. ever.

I never realized I wanted a Kesha and Steve Martin/Steep Canyon Rangers duet (trio?) until now.

{points to theoretical physics proof on blackboard} Boobs distort space-time, creating gravity waves that naturally draw eyeballs toward them. Septum piercings counteract this effect, allowing eyeballs to escape this pull and drift toward the facial area. This is our first tentative step towards anti-gravity. {patientl…

They're saving Gottfried to play the Vulture in season 3.

He used to give great relationship advice on late late night TV.

{cabbie starts playing "Back in the Saddle"} I've had a rough night and I hate f*ckin' Aerosmith, man.

{grumpy uncle voice:} You shoulda got a paper route or mowed lawns for a summer job. But noooooooooooo, teenage you just had to be an intern cameraman on an "art film" project. Whiner. Mental scarring builds character. Now get back to stripping the lead paint off the door jams and baseboards.

Sweet Baby Jeebus… I just imagined an EVE-style game set in My Little Pony land. For a select group, it'd be more addictive than high-potency crack cocaine delivered in bubble wrap.

Ted 3: Father Ted, starring Mark Wahlberg and Seth MacFarlane.

I hate myself, but not that much.

Cockroaches in people suits.

Well, it's traditional they go in threes.