My husband is like this. I go fucking apeshit at concerts, I cannot contain myself. He sits still and and silent even when it’s someone he really likes.

I feel you, but some people just don’t dance. My uncle refused to dance at his own wedding! Almost like he has a fear of dancing/embarrassing himself. Lovely guy though.

isn’t there a joke about that? The difference between actors and writers in Hollywood is that the actors aren’t too proud to wait your tables.

Did you know they have eyes?? And when you are swimming in to scoop them up, you need to approach from the back. Or else they see/sense you and start to swim away.

Then please take it down. Mr. Hamm has stated that he does not like these pictures. It would be like constantly showing a picture of a woman with large breasts who does not want her breasts shown and is just going about her day wearing regular clothes. Just like no one has any business telling her what type of bra,…

I sure this just exposes all my internal stereotypes and biases, but john Cena is the guy where, for me, what he looks like he’d believe in and what he actually says are farthest apart. Seriously, he looks so much like a million other assholes in a MAGA hat and bad, poorly thought out opinions on Muslims. But then he…

That’s weird as hell and if I saw it coming towards me I would NOPE out of the ocean forever.

I know there are people who would never want to live in a place surrounded by cornfields, but my god, ocean animals are fucking WEIRD. I’ll keep my deer and occasional wild turkeys, thanks.

and yet, they can be overcomb.

If you ever try to dig for clams with your bare hands (which I have done), you can actually feel them pull away from you and try to escape deeper into the sand. It’s kinda amazing since you usually don’t think of clams as particularly mobile.

This is one hundred percent genuine: I think we could do a whole hell of a lot worse than The Rock.

The Rock is a national treasure. We already have 1 reality TV show star as President, there is a 0% chance that the Rock is worse.

Great, I have to be in the office in ten minutes and now I am ugly-crying in the car. That has got to be the sweetest thing I’ve ever seen!

Thank you for giving me something happy to start my day with. That’s not an easy thing to find right now.

God, what a shitty reply. You have absolutely nothing of substance to say to a completely valid argument so you basically say, “gtfo of here.”

Outrage only when it suits. We know.

You don’t have to be here.

I love you, Bobby, but this does seem like a legit observation.

Wait, seriously? SERIOUSLY? Dude, I dare you to tell me that if Chris Brown or Ed Sheeran or Lily Allen had women like this the think pieces from Jezebel would be front paged within an hour.

Neither do you.