Nothing like a bunch of mediocre-looking men surrounded by swimsuit models to get me into the summertime spirit. Hard pass.

Well, thank goodness they didn’t use women as nothing more than sexually available decorations in this video. Oh wait. They did.

It reminds me a lot of that Buy My Volvo video from a couple of years back.

If you have to ask, you can’t afford it.

Reminds me of this Dodge Aries gem from back in the day:

I thought the way you sell an old car is with sexy pictures...

That is fucking glorious!

Well I’m sold. Time to buy a 20 year old Suzuki Vitara.

If Grant Hill can singlehandedly make Fila a big time shoe brand in the 90's, The Ball Boys could make a not well known in the US brand of shoe a lot of money.

Are you saying...Ball Don’t Lie?

I’m legit looking forward to the “Lonzo Ball finally gets tired of this shit, cuts business ties with his father, father utterly baffled” story that feels like it’s about five years away.

This child-pageant mom coverage is really unecessary.

Let’s all take a moment to appreciate how stupid you have to be to think a company owned by Disney is “forcing liberalism” on you.

I started watching Sports center as a young child in the late eighties when it was just sports and no hidden political agenda.

I’m liberal and yes the social commentary by hack sports writers has made me watch ESPN less and less. I don’t care what sports writers think on political subjects. I go to ESPN for sports and sports news. Plenty of other places for political points of view and ESPN is maybe the last place on earth I turn to for them.

I have a good friend who used the phrase “call a spade a spade” while talking to our black taxi driver. Some people don’t actually know that the idiom is perceived as racist, which is why it’s so goddamn funny.

I’m very liberal and I cancelled my cable subscription because it’s mostly worthless with streaming services. I also stopped watching ESPN except for live sports because I’ve got way better shit to do than hearing morons argue about if Sam Bradford is a great QB.