Simpsons did it first

I used to have Lily dresses. 3 or 4 of them. I tried so very hard to like them and be that preppy princess I thought was inside of me.One day I gave them to goodwill. BEST DAY EVER.

I have a dirty confession...I think these dresses are cute as shit. They remind me of the shifts Mia Farrow wore in Rosemary's Baby.

But alas, I am poor, fat, white trash. Maybe if I throw a NASCAR jacket over one of them?

THIS IS EVERYTHING I EVER WANTED TO SAY TO MY BOARDING SCHOOL CLASSMATES

Jia- But tell me how you REALLY feel.

But does it sound better than my beats headphones?

Color me 50 shades of shocked. I wish they'd cancel all this shit on the grounds that they've already done enough of a disservice to artists around the world that actually take pride in producing original, well-executed work.

Let's go back to 1990. My name is Rob Van Winkle and someone offers me untold millions to make one of the shittiest records of all time and be forever known as Vanilla Ice. My reward? About 20 million dollars and eternal derision. You think I even ponder this offer? Sign me up damnit! Take the money and run Sam. Shove…

sounds like because she made a ton of money she is under the misapprehension that it is good source material

Second weekend box office will fall pretty hard tho — this movie already shot its load

'Her relationship with Erika has become absolutely toxic – they despise each other and blame each other for the problems with the film.'

i actually think, in some ways, the persona was genius bc if no one is looking closely, homegirl can run her errands with very few second looks.

I bet he scored this beauty at Jarrod, the galleria of jewels!

Of all people to get engaged on Valentine's Day. With a heart-shaped ring.

"What's more, since the hackers only swiped $10 million at a time, the attacks likely didn't raise any eyebrows". Say what now? 10 million doesn't raise any eyebrows? Fuck. Me.

She is! And it's refreshing to see a belly that has stretch marks.

Exactly. I love that photo. I hope I look that great after 2 kids and being a 90s supermodel with all the drugs and partying around. Bless you Cindy! I wish I had your genes!

HER STOMACH LOOKS LIKE MINE!!!! HER THIGHS LOOK LIKE MINE!