Exactly. She dates really young guys who don't know anything about sex and then she complains about how they don't like going downstairs.

Well, she has dated/married or just fucked a cavalcade of assholes. Shout outs to Sean "Piece of Human Garbage" Penn, Guy Richie, A-Rod (?), and Dennis Rodman.

Meh, I agree that Madonna's become a mostly sad parody of herself whose desperation is fully on display but I didn't disagree with much of what you quoted here. Language IS fluid and a lot of profane words can be used by other people and other cultures with vastly different outcomes.

*swipes right*

Or if you were a male married Southern baptist youth pastor with children, you could totally friend one of your former female middle school students 10 years later and troll nearly ALL of her photos by complimenting her outfits/friends' hotness levels from 2012 all the way back to 2005 and ONLY between the hours of…

http://jezebel.com/we-have-a-rape…

But I've already poked all your grandmas.

For added effect, be sure to "Like" anything creepy you just did.

This one. This one is the greatest.

Not bad, but it's worth referencing that Gizmodo already covered the uber-ultimate Facebook creepy-troll tactic, courtesy of legendary Ryan Roy:

Go through ALL of somebody's photos/posts and like/share/comment on most of them.

It's not even about making tired jokes as much as it is about constantly reminding people that yes, he's proven very capable of doing or believing incredibly stupid things.

I don't see her as gross, a freak, or in bad taste, but I do judge; when I look at her I feel sadness, and see severe mental illness. Is that better, worse, or on par with those that would call her a freak?

Cocaine, is a hell of a DRUG.

Last time I checked, that was STATISTICALLY average.

Hey, it still got you off.... work.

I'd rather have an overestimated storm than an underestimated one. It's much easier to blame the meteorologist than to be unprepared when shit hits the fan.

After I typed in my comment, I thought "Wait, is 'swiping right' some sort of new slang for masturbation?"

Whatever, he fucked me pretty good too.

This girl seems like a pretty unbelievable catch.