Fucking snowflakes.

Maybe?  Or are they too buried in student debt to actually do that?

How about any generation CRX Si?  Those things were cheap, fuel-efficient and an absolute blast to drive.

Yup. Part of that definitely is my own inability to accept reality (“I paid $15.9k for my tC back in ‘04, so a new car shouldn’t cost $30k+!!”), but part of it is the fact that automakers are primarily chasing older, richer buyers instead of young people who would want a more fun, lighter-weight, less expensive sports…

I can’t find his reply, what did he say? That was my first thought as well, raise the rollbar 3" and he’d be covered.

Same, the pepper bar was amazing. I hate it on the few times I actually go to a Subway and I have to be like “sure, can I get lettuce, onions and banana peppers? Umm, can I have more vegetables? That’s good, but can I still get more peppers?”

Yup, and I know that with inflation hitting it’s going be a bit of a challenge to wrap my head around what is “attainable” now, but I’m not there yet. I was never interested in a $50k Supra, and so having something be slightly better and slightly cheaper isn’t really doing it for me either. There’s a massive gap…

Tolerable Frozen Pizza is an oxymoron.

I know, right? Instead of the pizza place electronically sending my order to a credit card processing company (who charges a small 2% fee), we can transfer a random partial bitcoin from one address to another, signed by the sender, and then the transaction will wait in the mempool until a miner completes an equation…

Delete.

Apparently reincarnation is a thing?

Ugh, I hated the HHR with an absolute passion. All I wanted was a fun little hatchback from an American manufacturer so I could cross-shop it with all of the Japanese and European ones, and instead they gave us a retro-trucklet designed solely for Boomers.  NOBODY UNDER THE AGE OF 50 CARED ABOUT A RETRO PANEL-VAN!!

I’m still pissed that Dodge/Fiat didn’t just bring the Giulietta over here. I mean, why bring a sexy little Italian hatchback over here when you can spend a billion dollars to develop an entirely new “Americanized” version?

It was a sporty car that wasn’t sporty, a hybrid that didn’t get very good gas mileage, and an economy car that wasn’t economical.  It was 0/3 on the things that it was actually trying to accomplish, and as a result the sales numbers were pathetic as well.  In all honestly, this is probably one of the biggest flops…

Except with a box you can reseal it, and oxygen doesn’t get in it if you don’t finish the whole thing in one go.

I’ve never even *heard* of a rental agency offering a stick shift.  How the heck did they end up with one of those?

Sure, you want to drive around in a van with a couple hundred pounds of weed for me?  Only requirement is that you don’t know my name, age, race, sex, IP address or any other identifying characteristics.  

As I sit here in the Rust Belt watching my beloved 17 year old tC slowly rust away, $3k for anything that’s not completely rusted out is an instant NP from me!

Mental note, don’t get in a head-on collision.

If they apply that to bikers I’m all for it.