I’d go on a cruise if you paid me. I’m fully vaccinated (and Moderna, too, not that shitty J&J), wife is fully vaccinated, and I don’t come in to contact with any vulnerable people. Go on cruise, quarantine for a week or so when I get back, and I’d be happy.

18 year old kids leaving a graduation party at 1:30am and getting in to a single-car accident at a high rate of speed.

Drunk teenagers going WAY too fast at 1:30am and almost killing people. Hilarious.

Midwest bar culture is different just better than in other areas I guess.

There’s *no* way that by the age of 26 he can afford all of these cars just by making “really good money” for 6 years.

What?  No, most kids are at home in bed at 11pm.  But during the day, or early evening it’s pretty common to see kids in bars.  Out here bars are just places to relax and hang out, and the bartender will bring the kid a half-pint of milk (or maybe a mocktail).  And guess what, if you’re cursing loudly and drunkenly in…

I live in Wisconsin, and none of this is valid.  Our bars have stacks of kids games to keep the little kiddos busy while the parents knock back a few tasty brews.  No kids in bars?  Cripes almighty!

If you (or anyone else reading this) ever get hit to the point of destroying your helmet, PLEASE get the other driver’s insurance and go get yourself checked out at a local hospital.  You never know when you might have done some serious damage, and by “riding home” and not filling out a police report you could end up…

So lots of insults, and not a single word refuting of anything I said.

Madison, WI.

Yeah, my view on the car is “can I (plausibly) sell off $2500 worth of stuff to get it under the $500 limit?” Wheels, tires, brakes, seats, interior, random body panels, doors, etc. could *probably* get you there, but man that would be a lot of work.

Trick question. Answer is “all of them”.

Lol, by the time you’re in a Zoom interview (or face to face in ye olde days) you’ve already been narrowed to the last 3-4 candidates, or in the case of several of my jobs, the *only* candidate.

I don’t know of a single incident, but I’ll group them all into the “Left Hook” and “Right Hook” categories. Left Hook is where I’m riding straight, and some jackass who’s driving in the opposite direction doesn’t realize quite how fast I’m going (non-ebike, and can usually maintain 17mph on flat grounds, and a little…

You can tell someone’s attractiveness from a resume?  Or a phone interview?

For meat, I think it depends on the cut.  Boneless pork shoulder from Costco is still under $2/lb.  Ground beef is also usually around $4/lb, or all the way down to $2/lb for the frozen-in-a-tube stuff.  But chuck roasts are up to $6.50/lb when they used to be in the $4-5 range.  I love grinding my own beef for…

“Treated better” doesn’t usually translate directly in to salary or livelihood.  

We learned the wrong fucking message about hoarding TP at the start of the pandemic. Instead of stopping and realizing that the hoarding was what led to shortages and we should do it, the lesson was hoard moar!!!!

“Needs” is pretty subjective.

OK, grandpa.