There really should be a way to vote to take away stars.

No team is going to win a championship when their best player is Drake.

Most men become 3 years old when they are in pain.

I like how the responses got more angry and mean as they went on. I bet they feel real good at being able to tell the difference between a major and a colonel. I’m pretty sure you were going for a joke and then people just attack you for being dumb. Yep, confirmed that we are on Deadspin.

They don’t see it as waste. To them it’s the cost of doing the good work of subduing nig..uh..thugs.

Not really surprised the general public hasn’t equated police settlements with tax dollars and started holding these departments accountable for their behavior. Unless someone in the government literally pickpockets a 20 from them and hands it directly to a brutalized minority I really don’t see anyone giving a shit.…

I, on the other hand, love this guy’s attitude. Tennis needs some refreshing, and polarizing characters. This post and his comments are hilarious.

“They should be ashamed of themselves. They’ve humiliated themselves, humiliated their families, and now they’re going to be held accountable for what they did,” said Chicago Police Supt. Eddie Johnson.

Why does an individual own a kangaroo for fucks sake and why is Mike Epps always such an asshole?

Sorry but I never really found this guy to be all that funny.

Mike Epps doing stupid shit and apologizing since the 90s.

I forgot about him until this kangaroo scandal.

that’s because you’re all poor. one day, maybe all of you can move out of your parents houses, get a real job, and then you’ll play golf.

I can’t accept that statement. That would mean I’m not deserving of happiness. That would mean my girlfriend isn’t deserving of happiness. I have reached a point where I’m incapable of believing such a thing. I do sincerely believe that you yourself are deserving of happiness, whatever safe, nonharmful and legal form…

Ken Bone is 34-35 now, probably 34 when he went viral (born 1982). Any man who looks like that at age 34, was almost certainly never attractive. He was probably more attractive 10 years ago, sure, but he was never physically attractive.

I’ve told any of my family and friends who will listen that this mindset right here is why, I believe, I’m still single at 37. I’m a man - an honestly good man IMO, make 60k a year, good looking, never married and no kids, but the least year or two my options have slowly started dwindling and I firmly believed this to…

He probably asks himself the same questions about you.

Yeah, I know the feeling. I also felt that way when I realized that Ken Bone is only two years older than me, and he is married. How the hell is Ken Bone married?

Whenever there is some creep on tv getting arrested and they have a gf or wife it makes me yell “COME ON” in my head, that they can find someone but I can’t.

And as a single-by-choice 42yo, now I know what everyone is saying behind my back.