“I TOLD YOU The Streak would end! I TOLD YOU the Huskies would not survive Upset City! Ladies and gentlemen it is my PRIVILEGE to introduce the 1 in 111-1, MY CLIENTS, THE MISSISSIPPI STATE BULLDOGS!”

Hell yeah, that ruled.

I’d delete his number, personally. I don’t fuck (with) men who have rape fantasies or are into violent sex. It’s just a line I can’t cross.

Maybe there was actually a different reason for his divorce.

I try not to kink-shame given I’m a married white dude, but that seems a tad too much. I would look elsewhere. It borders on creepily violent.

I understand that some people mutually engage in that kind of fantasy, but “casually dating” + tying up + torturing + against your will + choking = run the other way. Please!

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

I can’t wait for the outpouring of outrage from conservatives who claim to be concerned about federal government overreach and jackbooted federal thugs.

Speed...power....gritty white guy who fulfills all the vaguely racist athletic tropes.

sometimes I wonder if he’s the biggest waste of talent in NBA history. I can’t think of a better example. If he accepted being a role player he would be so dangerous. But I want him nowhere near my team.

Isn’t Finland also where they hold the world air guitar championships?

You came up with two fucked-in-the-head examples to defend this fucked-in-the-head abnormality?

and the woman who started it all

This seems like it would be right up Tina Belcher’s alley.

It’s already catching on in the States too.

Approaching a girl you liked was so much easier in the 80's.

A lazy white man doing something is 10x the amount of a hardworking black man doing something, that’s why.

I’m sorry, but your mom is a total fucking nutjob.

Obama signing executive orders: a constitutional crisis from a man that thinks he’s a king.

Luckily they’ll all be dead soon