I'm glad someone else loathes this human Sunday comics page as much as me. 

He must be against rent control. 

You gotta use a pillow to prop that elbow up. 

I’ll take things a racist would say for $100, Alex.

Asshole bosses here trickle down to asshole employees. 

Good. It's time residents and businesses fight back. The City and State bends over backwards for this industry. 

My co-worker's son played with him at Lincoln. I remember her always on the phone with his coach. I think he offed himself after an alleged sex with an underage girl was out. He didn't take the SAT's and last I've Google stalked went to some Jr college. 

I love seeing his mom hug the other players. Good to see her still out there. 

Glad to hear that. I've read a few articles about his fall. Mentioned that after his dad's death he started hanging with special forces and such to understand his dad. Article made sure to mention he's a tightwad. 

The sausage is made by kissing ass, lots of ass. 

Why are NYT writers so thin-skinned? Especially on twitter ie. Michael Powell 

Is he now going to kill the tree that killed his wife? Racist fuck. 

I'd imagine that's how Elaine Benis pitches. 

In my Jerry Seinfeld voice, where are these bars? 

An ETL? I can't count how many times my etl said to me I can tell him anything and we have an open door policy. I can't shovel that amount of horse shit. I said plainly, you're management. These people never worked in a union job with union benefits. They worked at target their entire life. 

Wow,  his head could actually grow hair. 

I don't care if you're Black, White or purple. 

Is that Blake or the eyetalian cop?

They’re laughing at us. While beating us....

Like pulling teeth.