He tans really easily, too.

Everything is eventually a Seinfeld episode.

Better being too self-aware than not.

Wow, bet he put down people skills as his attribute.

Damn, in tears. He has on an IBEW shirt. He’s doing well but not one percent. Put 3 daughters in the system. One can understand his anguish.

Damn, are they a cute couple.

He loves chocolate.

Thus is related to How Do I Know If A Girl Likes Me? Right?

I wish.

Oh man, I didn’t know it was full on heaving sobbing. Gonna make that my ring tone or suicide note.

Jeez, those cargo shorts and the wide belt. There are many chino shorts with deep pockets and 2 back pockets with buttons or flaps.

Jeez, those cargo shorts and the wide belt. There are many chino shorts with deep pockets and 2 back pockets with…

Black dildos matter.

How come there aren’t any Black people on This Old House???

all I see is that giant backpack.

I just hate her because she collaborated with The Man. snitch.

I live not far from a target and listen to their walkie chatter. Needless to say I hate their AP people. Just google to get the frequencies.

I must be an outlier because I look forward to getting poked and prodded to see how much pain I can take. Doctor goes, we’ll give you the shot next week, don’t want you full if holes, I said give it now. I’m too lazy to come back. And another time my knees were swollen and it could be fluid buildup. Doc pulls out a…

I haven’t. I work with young, supposedly woke co-workers, one guy said Mike epps is funnier than Dave Chappelle. Yeah, he’s on my list now.

Time for me to jump on the band wagon and get a RF cap to replace my very old white Durham Bulls cap with the embroidered bull.

9 to 5? So he wants a civil service job. Don’t blame him for that. And all those holidays. Only bad part, no bonuses.