That ain’t Jose Fernandez’s boat, so no worries.

STOP bringing Locomotive Jones out of the grays, damn it! 😡😡😡

how did adrian brody end up at this party?

Because they invited white girls.

Because white people.

I would consider my life a smashing success if it ends up being filled with friendships like the one they had.

It doesn’t deserve peace.

You are definitely going to hell. Save me a seat.

Good luck blaming this on Grayson Allen who you finally suspended for doing something that literally would not happen elsewhere. I asked my granddad over the holidays, a granddad who hasn’t followed college basketball since Maryland mattered nationally (so like a decade), if he could guess the program of a pretty…

I don’t care how many titles he wins, that was one of the most bush league moves ever and shows that he truly is one of the top assholes amongst coaches.

“I can’t stand Ryan Seacrest. It’s not rational but his face pisses me off.” Any and all dislike or hatred of Ryan Seacrest is well-earned and rational, so you’re good.

I blame Ryan Seacrest for 2016.

I can’t stand Ryan Seacrest. It’s not rational but his face pisses me off.

I don’t know why you’re wasting your time here when you just got engaged to Serena

Thank you for explaining it to me. I was under the delusion that they were doing it for upvotes on Reddit.

If you ever talk to a conservative (I don’t recommend it) please troll them by pretending that you’re a Second Amendment gun nut who believes that guns should be allowed in football stadiums. You’d never hear someone so quickly become anti-gun in your life.

I call it the Jim Furyk effect.

idk why but seeing the part where the suckerpuncher gets his hat knocked off revealing his big bald dome was satisfying as hell

That guy being bald was a total plot twist.