The move is complete. I have left my mother’s roost to fly on my own. I am exhausted, my body hurts from carrying shit for two days, and I’m blissfully happy. Now I just wish my cat would come out of hiding. I hope she isn’t traumatized.

My roommate had 9 CDs... All RUSH, and he looked exactly like Geddy Lee.

“I’ve never been into Phish, partly because I had a really awful roommate in college who loved them.”

Bruce Lee did alright.

3rd and Cucked: Wade Phillips on Marriage

Maybe. But men in the music industry are typically dogs who sleep with anything. Serena doesn’t need that drama

#KickHimInTheNuts2k17

Death by Snu-Snu... but it’s worth it!

Also, somebody please go check on Drake.

You just don’t do that to a guy. Ever.

CEO of Reddit isn’t bad though

That number feels low to me. Like, “Just in case the IRS is reading this...” kind of low.

I worked on the floor of the Solo cup factory in Baltimore for eight months. I put cups into bags and then bags into boxes. They were overly concerned with theft.

It’s because they are sacks of shit, or they cannot feel empathy.

“I miss her so much, I want to be with Carrie.”

I had no idea Debbie voiced Charlotte. This just broke my heart even more.

Makes sense considering his sexual exploits...

Goodnight, feet prince.

Guess he can borrow his wife’s car.

I had no idea that Zubaz was also a paint color.