Used to work for a very famous theme park with a rodent mascot. Worked on an attraction that, well... let’s call it ‘Wet Tall Hill’ to avoid copyright claims. My number one question, all day every day? “Where are the dry seats?” or variations on same. My two best answers? “Rows 13-20 will be completely dry.” “But the…

I already respect the office more than the Orange Baboon ever will, and I will not insult the office by allowing him his unlawfully-gained title, thank you.  He deserves no honorific, and I shall not render one.

Yet another reason to pull your kids out of our beyond-fucked joke of an ‘educational’ system.  The law says they have to go to school?  Fuck the law when it puts children at this kind of risk.

My take on it is an initial, strong hit of cotton candy with a sort of Skittles aftertaste. I like it. It’s not Baja Blast, but it’s a close second in my lineup.

I still don’t count this as a Mario game. It’s a ‘Legend of Mystical Ninja’ game, re-skinned to sell to American audiences.

Still fun.  Just not Mario.  Not really.

This. I have a guy in my personal group who is a lot like you describe. He’s random, chaotic, takes near-sadistic pleasure in breaking the game every chance he can... he’s the ultimate DM headache.

And he’s my favorite player at the table. Why? Simple; he understands what your boy here doesn’t. Chaos in the game world…

You could always try the tougher version of stat generation; Flat 3d6 with no drop. It’s much less forgiving than 4d6 drop low, and not anywhere near the level of customization found with point buy. Or you could try the standard array (15 14 13 12 10 8) which is what I always use for test builds. This gives you 2 very…

Good. This was desperately needed. HotDQ was, well... broken. The first chapter was essentially impossible to survive, because one single bad decision could easily TPK an entire group, and the first boss fight is legit impossible without NPC/DM intervention. And let’s not even get into the third chapter.

RoT fixed a…

You’re bats.  I’ve been playing since First Edition, and 5e is as close to perfect as the game has ever been.  Tons of options, simple mechanics, and nigh-infinite ways to flavor things without needing stupidly bloated rulebooks.

Compromise, and just call her ‘Point Break’.  I’m happy with that.

No thanks.  Harley’s fallen so far from what made her amazing in Batman TAS.  She’s just a sub-par Deadpool wannabe now, and that’s sad.

There is one, and it’s coming.  Second American Revolution.  Tyranny is precisely what America was founded to protest.  It’s the cycle of history, and it was going to happen eventually anyway.  2020 will be the trigger point, no matter what the election results are.

Key word in your argument: ‘legally’.  In his mind, the law is whatever he wants it to be, because he has unlimited power.  He’s said as much, more than once.  And when you consider that he’s backed by the NRA and their rage-fueled gun maniacs... it’s more likely than you think.

2020 will be the foundation of the Second Civil War, no matter who wins.  If Trump wins (entirely possible, as he lost the previous election but ended up in office anyway), the only way to remove him will be by force.  If he loses (which he will), he will ignore the law, and the radical gun-nuts that make up the…

Impeachment would take longer than he has left in his current term, at this point.  Get him out, THEN bring the criminal charges and invalidate his entire presidency over the Russian interference, and give him the only suitable punishment; erasing him from history except as a cautionary tale.

It won’t happen. First, the incumbent almost never loses. Second, he stole the election once, and he’ll steal it again. Third, Democrats still haven’t learned from last time that they need to get all their ducks in a row and support ONE candidate, not split themselves within the same party. Half or more of the Bernie…

I’ve said it before, I shall say it again.  There is no place for censorship in a free society.  The amount of it that we see in recent years just cements the fact that America is no longer ‘the land of the free’, if indeed we ever were.

Thoughts and prayers are what gave us Trump and his ilk. Get off our collective butts, find ONE Democrat we can support, suck it up even if they’re not perfect, and vote The Orange Buffoon out.

But we won’t do that, because that would make sense.

One is qualified, if somewhat shady at times.  The other is Trump.  Not even remotely alike.

Indeed.  Neighbors to the north, take notes and learn from our mistakes.  If anything good is going to come out of this dumpster fire, let it be that other people learn from our failure.