Oh, he’s definitely attempting a coup. That’s crystal clear to anyone who actually reads a history book about any era where a dictator seized power. Just look at Julius Caesar, and the fall of the Roman Republic into the Roman Empire. The pattern couldn’t be clearer.

The thing that’s going to prevent the coup is…

Good riddance. Fortnite had its day, and the fad is over. Corporate greed (on both sides) killed it, much as once upon a time, video killed the radio star.

Now go play an actual good game that isn’t built on pay-to-win.

No, the point is that these white supremacist asshats can get other people in trouble by stealing a perfectly normal thing and trying to make it a bad thing.  And articles like this only make the problem worse, by giving them the attention they crave.  “OK” as a hand gesture is part of recognized American Sign…

You do realize that he was only doing the work he was paid for, right?  And more, doing the work he was literally ordered to do by the government?  These racist propaganda cartoons aren’t really the fault of the cartoonists themselves; you have to put the blame where it belongs, with the people that commissioned the…

The two best Final Fantasy (numbered) games are V and VI (III). They’re both so close to perfection that it’s almost impossible to choose between the two... were it not for one thing. VI (III) has the Opera. V does not. Therefore, V is relegated to second place.

But the best Final Fantasy game is Tactics.  The…

The two best Final Fantasy (numbered) games are V and VI (III). They’re both so close to perfection that it’s almost…

Gurney Halleck (and by extension Sir Patrick) would be proud of you, young pup.

It’s far too late. He’s already gotten away with it. During the impeachment trial, his sole defense was ‘it isn’t illegal if the President does it, with the best interests of the nation at heart’. And that defense worked. We have effectively given this lunatic imperial authority. America as a concept died the minute…

That’s a fair question, actually.  Whether you’re a fan of Sanders or not (and I am), it’s fair to say that the biggest problem four years ago was this: Republicans got their collective butts together and endorsed one pathetic-orange-excuse-for-a-human.  Democrats destroyed their own chances with infighting.  So…

You’re an ass.  Nothing ‘white knight’ about it.  You chose to click on the article, admitted that you didn’t even read it, and that the only reason you’re here was to trash the author.  That makes you an ass, pure and simple.

Pretty dang good!  Definitely a worthy addition to my library of battle themes (although personally, I don’t think anything will ever top Chrono Trigger’s default battle music).  Thanks for sharing this one!

“Growing up, we were taught that the Fire Nation was the greatest civilization in history, and somehow the war was our way of sharing our greatness with the rest of the world. What an amazing lie that was. The people of the world are terrified by the Fire Nation. They don’t see our greatness; they hate us! And we…

Hey now. I object on principle to the accusation that Ivanka’s dog is a Nazi. The dog is the most dignified member of the family, by far.

Hold my beer.  And watch the tweetstorm tomorrow.  It can get worse, and it will.  You can bank on it.

I have to say... impeachment is honestly a waste of time here. Don’t get me wrong: it’s legal, it’s appropriate, it’s 100% justified. But it doesn’t matter. We’re already doomed and damned regardless of what happens here. If His Royal Orangeness is actually impeached, and removed, he will NOT cede power peacefully,…

On the contrary, the doc is spot on. TTBR’s not an atheist, he’s anti-religion, and those are two very different things. I’ve said this before, and it bears repeating, more often than I care to think about... Atheism is a religion. Specifically, it’s a category of religions, in the exact same way that monotheism…

Let’s also discuss for a moment what an absolute BEAST Venusaur is once Mega Evolution enters the fray. Dragons are scary. This is known. In the ‘mon universe, they’re also among the strongest. So naturally, we get Fairy types, to be Dragon-breakers and help provided balance. And you know what Fairy is weak too?…

Used to work for a very famous theme park with a rodent mascot. Worked on an attraction that, well... let’s call it ‘Wet Tall Hill’ to avoid copyright claims. My number one question, all day every day? “Where are the dry seats?” or variations on same. My two best answers? “Rows 13-20 will be completely dry.” “But the…

I already respect the office more than the Orange Baboon ever will, and I will not insult the office by allowing him his unlawfully-gained title, thank you.  He deserves no honorific, and I shall not render one.

Yet another reason to pull your kids out of our beyond-fucked joke of an ‘educational’ system.  The law says they have to go to school?  Fuck the law when it puts children at this kind of risk.

My take on it is an initial, strong hit of cotton candy with a sort of Skittles aftertaste. I like it. It’s not Baja Blast, but it’s a close second in my lineup.