Was anyone else convinced this was going to be an autobiographical post?

Still a tremendous value compared to NFTs.

I’ll give it a try, but I suspect success has more to do with the peach than the technique.

You know the old saying...you gotta spend money to make something that’s sort of like money but not really.

Oh, and if you, the reader, are thinking Jalopnik is about to become a little bit less left-leaning in her absence, I promise you, it’s going to get much worse. Not because Erin was a voice of restraint, but because she’d want it that way.

Couldn’t find what I was looking for, but found this gif instead.

Found the guy that was never in a truly earnest pillow fight.

Y’know, when I saw “divisive song” in the headline, I immediately thought that the song had something inherently offensive (as in, racist, sexist, homophobic, etc.) in it.

This would have been a perfect opportunity for that one Gritty meme that reads:

This has to do with cars because...they used a Penske truck? You’re not even trying on this one.

“He also noted that “there’s a long story to this,” which he plans on sharing in the future.”

That’s one way to get a sub-2s pitstop...

I immediately connected this article in my mind with today’s previous Tesla Plaid fire article. This outcome is what happens after 120+ years of gasoline sales (and associated accidents) has created a robust infrastructure with multiple safety mechanisms that protect against catastrophe. A drunk driver crashing into a…

What's the problem here? They didn't have stock available for everyone, so they chose a method that rewarded their customers and probably also cut down on scalping. They probably got more consoles in the hands of gamers who actually wanted them than went to people who just want to flip them. 

I’d stay away from “faster” as a goal with a new driver, but I like the idea of a car that the two of you can improve together.

Can I vote on not giving a new driver an overly quick car?

I hope you see where I’m going with both! To be fair, the other one could have been titled something like “Challenge Yourself Appropriately, You Cowards” :) 

I would personally like to invite those people to go play in rush-hour traffic! I guarantee if those people were in the same position they’d be absolutely 100% milking every bit of clout they have to bring attention to this issue. Some people just NEED to sow misery and drama from everything.

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