At this point, I’d legit settle for this (very good) dog as president.

#PowderedWigs #SilkShoes #Cake #PoorsAreJustJealous

It tastes better if you pour some covfefe on it and dip it in a dogshit fondue.

It’s a portmanteau of “java” and “sanka”. It’s not good enough to be considered decent drip coffee, but it’s a shade better than Sanka decaffeinated instant. Order one at Starbucks and the barista will just empty the contents of the drip catcher into a cup and top it off with some instant creamer.

No, I’m sorry - I think your age-addled mind didn’t fully understand. This is the internet, and unless we continue to argue until the wee hours using increasingly incendiary language, it has not been a legitimate internet conversation (tm). Please try again using more hashtags.

I was a confused young white man not too long ago too. I somehow avoided falling into the “fun” of white supremacy.

so much for the “many [CEOs] to take their place” tweet from yesterday, huh?

Anyone flying a Nazi flag in America is looking for trouble.

So if someone asks you about a flag flying in front of your house, you would respond by cursing a them, calling them slurs, and threatening them? This was not a normal reaction by any means. Let’s not pretend it was.

I’m sure I’m in the minority (npi) but I really wish you’d stop affirming that narrative (unless it’s just your way of dealing with anxiety).

The first Golf War

I just use the Cooter line from Walmart. I think their liner in RimJob is almost an exact dupe for Mars Van Vooter’s Liquid Canvass.

Having been in the military, I can vouch for the accuracy of your translation.

She strikes me as someone who, in abstract, sympathizes with certain progressive social issues but has lived such a privileged, sheltered life that she couldn’t possibly grasp something remotely resembling struggle. Like she will always use her motherhood as something humanizing about her but, fuck that, she has a…

Right now, my money is on a rage-induced stroke.

As an Eagle Scout, listening to Trump use the Scout Law (which is where the loyalty line comes from) as a cudgel to beat kids over the head makes me even more nauseated than his rhetoric usually does.

Rantorama could be a fun series.

Okay, then, let’s do this. No more political correctness. Let’s honor the man as he truly deserves to be honored, as a fully equal human being subject to the very same rules as everybody else.