Smart presidents fight fire with water.

“It’s funny, the left says they really respect women, and then when given an opportunity to respect a woman like that, they boo and hiss. 

That man has an astoundingly punchable face

This guy is such a douche canoe.

Hey Anna:

I just finished it. Excellent read. Now here’s a man who has earned every dollar he’s ever made by sheer perseverance and talent.

It aired 14 October. Surprisingly, no one from Jez reported on it.

September, 2015 was a good time for her.

Look what I found

Ok. Guess we disagree.

I fly pretty often for work, sometimes weekly, and I feel safer flying than driving. A plane crash is more sensational and devastating because of the large numbers of people, but cars kill tens of thousands of people each year, and injure millions.

Every time I’ve flown it’s been a miserable goddamn experience, and yet a friend and I are (trying to) plan a trip overseas next year.

THAT EPISODE WAS SO GOOD!!!

*raises hand* Took off my shoes (which, oddly I often do while shizzled), danced, badly with several random strangers, then had a lovely sing-a-long to Beyonce with my Uber driver and the mister.

Yeah, I am so surprised that people are sliding out of that thing carrying bags. I thought that when you had to evacuate, you were supposed to take NOTHING and just get the hell out of the plane.

The last time I had sangria, I decided that it was the perfect time to discuss with my husband when we were having children. At length. Did I mention this was during his friend’s birthday party?

My husband tried to pick me up the first time he met me at an off campus party thanks to liquid courage in the form of Stoli vodka. I was not impressed and didn’t go out with him until months later after he put some serious effort into wooing me.

I fell down a flight of stairs at a wedding venue and my wig flew off. The next day I couldn’t stop throwing up and couldn’t keep down even the tiniest sip of water and finally had to go to urgent care for an anti-emetic. I had the most amazing bruises. No rants at all though. But no more tequila. Nooope.

Mine are about The Patriarchy and how clothing designers and manufacturers are actively oppressing women. We sound fun!

I note that you failed to go on a racist and/or sexist rant though.