Woke up leaning against street light about 2 blocks from my apartment.

Or Tom Dooley?

She put a ton of gel in the strands around her face for some reason.

If only that were true... plenty of states have been successful at chipping away at abortion rights, and the Supreme Court has let them.

Are we surprised? No, we are not. What Donald Trump has done to Atlantic City — well, don’t get me started.

That would be a great show. The hosts could get baked on different products and you could choose which weed you wanted by observing the effects.

Hi Jersey!

Sure, and it is the most logical answer. But the choice was unsettling. And the crashing noise was very loud and obvious. I also saw the radio, and it wasn’t exactly technologically advanced, but who knows! It probably was just something that was attempting to keep people out that drew us in and I’ll never try to B&E…

It was a bush league apology.

I’m as creeped out now, writing it down, as when it happened.

Found my first one in high school. Don’t pluck it — not because 3 more will grow back or whatever, but because when that one grows back it will be shorter than the rest of your hair and no matter how you wear your hair or how you try to slick it down it will stick straight up by itself like a little white antenna…

His shoes are huge among young men ( in their 20's). They sell out within minutes at every single launch. They have actually done so well, Adidas offered him a massive deal to partner with them. There is actually a huge launch of his 750 boots this weekend btw.

Kim gets them at discount rate

I’m ashamed that I know this much about them, but Khloe actually dropped out of school after being raped and bullied. Then she had the misfortune of meeting Donald. I imagine she has great sympathy for his victims.

Nah. Surprisingly that was Kourtney that finished college.

Nope- that was Kourtney. I’m ashamed to know this...

Ewwww. Napa chardonnay tastes like cat piss smells.

Throwing the show? He was on from 10-11 and then her show follows. If you are referring to the Jesus part, I have no idea—my name belongs inside multiple parentheses.