I look forward to this thread all year, and the last thing I want to do is discourage someone from posting! Friends with freaky stories are too nervous to post because they are worried about commenters criticizing and poking holes in their stories. Plenty of this stuff isn’t scary to everyone, hews closely to cliches,…

Now I have a vision of Diego as this:

My family have stories too. In WWI a relative saw her son appear at the foot of her bed the night he was killed overseas. My Great great aunt Mamie was a witch and a good psychic..read the cards and people came to her from all over..which I am also very good at and have done for people for years.
Then we have the…

Quakerbridge!! The old stomping grounds. It will survive an atomic blast and emerge unchanged, I’m convinced of it. Only the names of the stores change as time goes by.

I would have literally gotten paid to go to Rutgers. I didn’t and went to a private school I’m still paying for to get a degree I don’t (can’t, in some ways) even use. Can confirm I am an idiot.

Because Havhad is a diploma mill for well connected mediocre ticket punching dickbags and intelligent social climbers grasping to remain in/join the 1%.

So... I guess this would make her Magda MAGA Goebbels?

Fields, supposedly. And yes, they would. My aging pancreatic barfing cat would make a better president than our current one.

Put the one with the fluorescent green flamenco shirt and the demented expression up! Pretty please?

True, although Goebbels may be the closer resemblance, both physically and philosophically. Center of pic in trenchcoat:

Wrong Nazi

Can I get a Mar-a-Lago one?

With T. Rump he’s more likely to be Blocked and Bloated.

I literally have a lace front wig that looks like that (only purple).

LET ME HAVE THIS

“Trump Execution Suite”

The civil rights attorney who has some of his victims as clients is asking the estate to freeze the assets.

He seems awfully triggered. What a mook.

Worth noting moron actually put "Whales" before it was correctrd. (As in 'Prince of.'