ecstatic release at a Bone party, huh

There once was an idiot from Limerick,

He tried to tell us:

No.

TIL there are local Montero Facebook groups. 

what idiot called it Rath allegedly “touched an adult woman against her will on intimate parts of her body for the purpose of sexual arousal and gratification” and not The Gropes of Rath

Apparently the market for “I need to replace my aging Chrysler Sebring convertible with something similar” customers is a small one.

Don’t go chasing waterfalls

How about a “dawg” mode where it automatically winds down all the windows, sets the autopilot to 10mph and plays “It was a good day” at max volume

About Jerry’s Porsches...

This guy only has sex in missionary

So, is it a horse or a bull?

That’s the question. Will it burn itself to the ground or burnout leaving a cars & coffee taking several bystanders with it?

“It will be fine for our roads.”

I’m rarely a fan of escalating on-court shenanigans into actual courts, but that’s assault.

I won’t be happy until this guy is behind uneven bars

Now it looks like an AvenTTador.

Pressing the clutch pedal in with your left foot, while simultaneously moving a gear lever with your right/left hand is the only description of a manual transmission that I will accept.

It’s his own fault. If he lived in the US, he wouldn’t have had health insurance so he couldn’t have had surgery. Problem solved.

Different strokes...