Imagine being so insecure that a fake woman holding a position of authority in a videogame made you uncomfortable. I'm not at all surprised that their celebacy is involuntary.

That’s exactly what Kay used to say! See you later, New Kay!

You shut your whore mouth! 

Imagine for a moment, that you are a female civil rights activist in Putin’s Russia. Now, you know that no matter what you do, if you actually succeed in your goal of drawing attention to the horrendous state of human rights in your country, you are going to go to jail. And you will be abused. And you may never get…

A quick machine translation of the band’s demands show they’re calling for the release of all political prisoners, the end of political arrests and the beginning of an open political process. They certainly got people’s attention.

More better.

Thanks I hate it, and am also glad that art did what it’s supposed to do: elicit emotion.

So wait, you mean to tell me... One day Jerry Jones and Dan Snyder and Jimmy Haslam will all be dead?!

Foster had seven stops and one H&R Block.

In General, it’s not a Goodyear for motorists in Warren, Michigan.

If the Patriots had won I’m sure you would have entered a wonderful thoughtpiece on the brilliance of benching Malcolm Butler so go fuck yourself.

Next Black Mirror episode.

Eagels fan here. I’m calling it early: we sign Kap, he plays like a man possesed, we roll through the playoffs and win our first Superbowl, and Goddel is forced to hand to Lombardi trophy to Kap, the games MVP.

Trust the Grieving Process 

RIP Wentz’ mobility.

Please allow me to speak for my fellow Eagles fans when I say this: FUCK FUCK FUCK SHIT FUCK SHIT SHIT FUCKIN SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK SHIT!!!!!

Really? You make a drug reference regarding how mellow Jamaica was and you pick Valium? JAMAICA?

Fathers be good to your ballers

No, I don’t want his son to fail in the NBA because of who his dad is... but some days, I think it might be for the best.