Just goes to show that GM is truly innovative - they’ve had vibrating trim panels years before everyone else.

Does that mean he’s not coming on then?

You gotta admit, the change from carrying the helmets to wearing them is probably a net positive.

Found the lonely unmarried bastard.

This forever

Well that’s a bimmer......

I was always told not to feed dogs people food.

Trying too hard bruh

That’s a pretty fucked up sentiment. Sure religion is fake, but he didn’t actually steal from the church. He stole from people he met at church. Stealing is bad, period.

the best part about the cleveland browns is we all eventually die

COUPE

Why not? Can’t go worse than the Ben Carson rebound experiment.

The high-end sports car market hasn’t forgotten the manual.

Can you hear that? It’s the sound of everyone who payed too much for a 911 R crying.

Would whoever is playing as Okafor please recharge your controller? Thank you!

The 14 stunned birds were later quoted as saying “They were so good at the beginning of the season, what the fuck happened?!”

That’s a Nate-meg.

Vying to be the next Kellyanne Conway might not be a bad career move

Kellyanne Conway confirmed that Trump is a great golfer. In fact, she referred to his last win as The Putting Green Masacre.

Huh, I guess BMW’s do have turn indicators.