Ahh, the 90s. The good old days when Pontiacs were ribbed for nobody’s pleasure.

The 3 just got a refresh. The 5 and 9 are not that old and still absolutely gorgeous. The MX-5 is also still absolutely fantastic. What exactly isn’t Mazda building that people actually want?   

I was under the impression those court records were sealed, you’ll be hearing from my attorney.

What is it that you find strange about it?

Honestly, I think it’s more that the writer chose to relay it in a scripted-sounding way. People do just... breathe. (Former journalist here.) 

If it’s aiming for the realism of war, the part where you abandon the rebels to be ethnically cleansed should be interesting.

A car sitting in a garage makes 0 horsepower.

So after decades of defending itself without carriers, how did this happen? The one-word answer:

2 Venom 2 Spiderman

I dunno, owning a fighter jet like that seems like it would be approaching an unsafe area of some sort. A zone of danger, if you will.

Miami Blue is the new silver, white, and gray. Every car and truck should be Miami Blue. That’s official. Your favorite politician says so.

Every time I see a picture of John Delaney, am always confused why the actor that had supporting roles in stuff like Best in Show and A Mighty Wind is running for President.

Too bad that finding a front engine Corvette is so difficult in the secondary market.  Hardly any of them left nowadays.  It’s only a pool that consists of every single one ever made in the last 1000 years, since they don’t get worn out when used as third cars for retired couples.

But also, don’t bank too much on a customer base that’s aging out/dying off. Or you’ll actually end up like Harely Davidson.

I knew you weren’t joking cause you’re a real tough cookie with a long history.

It’s not the tire that makes it look cheap. It’s the shitty looking wheel.

“One of the reasons she’s in agony is she has lost so much fat so quickly she has lost it in the soles of her feet.”

I’m pretty sure a third-place, South American, soccer match is the last place the president will show up.