The last time Trump was excited about carrying something 4.5 feet tall and 60 pounds, Ivanka was 9

John Wick 4: This shit would stop happening if you just didnt shoot dogs.

“When my dragons are grown we will take back what was stolen from me. We will lay waste to armies and burn cities to the ground.”

Agree with all of this. Posted this elsewhere (pardon the length):

Fuck that juy.

Joel Embiid, blown out, seeks a solid performance to avoid elimination.

This. Somehow, the Raptors have almost always been allergic to the paint, and settle for long twos. Drives me up the fucking wall.

...and that's coming from someone who officially renamed himself "Trash Boat!"

81 in letters spells “H-A.”

Sure, I don’t disagree with any of this! I meant “fluke” in terms of the victory not going to the stronger military force, etc. -- not that the event itself was totally random.  

Do you need bail money? Because I assume your heroic restraint ended and he’s dead.

Are you proud that someone can just make a video stating their opinions and cutting and editing raw footage, and trick you? Meanwhile, the thing you are calling a hoax is actually raw footage and this guy talking about it is “proof” of something? I’ll give you pointers: when a video is cut, there is an nterruption.…

I mean I just saved that to my hard disk because it’s glorious

I don’t want to live in a world where Canada is (politely) dunking on us.

I don’t knowt...but here’s the scene with drums.

Man, whoever takes over in Chicago is really going to have to take the flower by the thorns.

Ironically I feel MORE inclined to use anti animal language after reading PETA’s post.

To be fair, that’s an Australian cow. It’s size is greatly exaggerated by the Mercator projection.