“The reason that the rich were so rich, Vimes reasoned, was because they managed to spend less money.

It got ungreyed!

Boo Subway! Subway is trash!

I should be taking notes. I’m gonna start trashing subway on take-out and see if I get followed. I’ll let you know how I do professor

“Hallowe’en”

Great flagfucking Jesus, man.

“I mean, can you imagine how terrible a person you have to be to want the whole Earth to do well? Some very bad people on that side, very bad. And not very Christian of them, either. You know, people are saying that Jesus was the first person to support my campaign by wearing a MAGA hat. And that he wore it…

You’re giving them so much more credit than they deserve.

They’re just mad that ladies, gays, blacks, latinx, trans and disabled folks can have rights.

Or even better, establish hold choke points and strategic zones around your mom!

Man, do you want them to nuke the fucking hurricane? Because this is how to get them to nuke a fucking hurricane.

“these were 3,000 incredible people. We never will let this happen again.”

Say “Tower 7" three times!

Tell him his next wife is on the corner waiting for him.

Try dumping a bucket of water on him? Maybe he’ll melt like the wicked witch of the west? Either that or garlic.

Shit, is he offering you bad legal advice?

Ask him to tell a verifiable truth 

Well I’m a Canadian/US dual citizen so I will vote for you! 

and that the Constitution shall not be infringed. Where I live in North New Jersey, to get a license for a gun is really difficult.

That’s nothing - I’ll be working at my job until I’m at LEAST 65. And I don’t even like it! 

You can tell she’s a Communist because she publicly owned that show.